Tess' term 4 reflection

Are we prepared for an earthquake

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Characters

Barbie, Wallace from footrot flats, School boy.

School boy goes on a school trip to Wallace’s farm and he missed the bus, and Barbie took a wrong turn from going shopping.

School boy was in the middle of the farm and Barbie goes on a dirt road and keeps going and is at an old farm with an old house. School boy is lost, so he’s screaming to the top of his voice running around the farm, and he ends up at the old house where Wallace and Barbie are.

School boy knocks on the door, and Wallace opens the door and says “I’m lost Wal!”

Wallace says “Well how can I help with that?”

Barbie comes in and asked “Where am I?”

Wallace said, you’re at my farm!”

Barbie says “How could I possibly be on your farm, I’ve just been shopping in the city!?”

“Where do you want to be?”

Says Wallace

“At my apartment in Auckland.”

“Mate, we’re just out of Hamilton!”

“I’m still here!” says the little school boy

“What am I supposed to do! I missed my bus!”

“I said before boy, I can’t help you!”

“Can you at least drive me home!?”

“Yeah, nah mate.” says Wallace

“Do you have a landline?”

“Yeah.”

“Well can i use it”

“Yeah, well I don’t know about that.”

Barbie interrupts

“How can i get back to Auckland”

The boy interrupts

“If you bring me home, I’ll buy you a navman.”

Barbie says

“Well i don’t know how to get home because this fella ain’t telling me

“Well, sorry, but I don’t know how to get to Auckland. I’ve never been to Auckland.”

“Let’s get out of here little boy, hey, what’s actually is your name?”

“Ah, oh yeah, it’s Isaac. Okay, let’s go.”

“Bye Wal!”

“Wait, I never said you could leave.”

“Unlucky.”

cookie monster story

As mummy reads a book to me while i lay in bed i see something moving in the wardrobe. I scream and mum said what what what’s wrong honey i i i in th th th the war war war wardrobe I stammer in terror.

she gets up and turns the light on and my eyes have to adjust because i had my touch lamp on low.  Then mum goes and turns the bright light. I am blinded by the burning yellow light. As I rub my eyes she has a look in the wardrobe then out jumps the…cookie monster and he said

“me need cookies now or me kill you” so mum ran and  grabbed some cookies and sprinted back into the room and...zachary was gone!!!

Then mum said “you ain’t havin no cookies.”

IT was obvious that Zachary was inside the cookie monster because you could see the cookie monster’s stomach moving as if there were some one inside (which there was). You could almost see the outline of Zachary’s hands and feet in the monster’s stretchy stomach skin. Gag, gag, gag, blagh the cookie monster vomited  up zachary and he was covered in saliva then his mum said to zachary duck down and crawl over beside me he did and his mum had a pistol in her hand and she attempted to shoot the cookie monster but the bullet just went straight through him and then the hole closed up.  So she ran and grabbed her rifle and had another shot this time a huge splash of red goop erupted from the cookie monster but the cookie monster was smart cookie and ne had some tomato sauce hiding under his arm and when he got “shot” he squirted tomato sauce so it looked like blood splurting out.  By now he was on the ground and he hopped back up onto his feet the cookie monster seemed invincible.

Letter of Complaint

Dear subway,

I am writing this letter to complain about my lunch order from last Friday.

I love your buns they are delicious but the only time i don’t like them is when…

You don’t put anything in them!

last Friday i was at technology at the high school and i was really hungry. We came back and i went inside the classroom to get my lunch, opened up my subway and then looked at my bun. I thought it looked different to usual and i looked a little more closely and then opened the bun up and I noticed...nothing, there was nothing whatsoever in it!!!

On my order i ticked: white bread, lettuce, cheese and turkey. You did one thing right, i got white bread but none of the other fillings. I understand that people make mistakes but I hope you don’t do this often. It is important for kids to have food because they need fuel to keep them going the whole day and they don’t like being hungry and i don’t think that you like being hungry either!!!

Thank You for taking your time to read this letter.

Kind regards Tess from Paroa school.

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